Little Seizures Poison Shop is a store in Dreamland that sells poisons. Bean shopped here to find a poison to kill Prince Merkimer so she wouldn't have to marry him.

The name is likely a parody of Little Caesars, a roman emperor and a pizza chain.


They sell a large variety of poisons, including ones which:

  • cause slow and painful death,
  • kill the consumer with kindness,
  • are so incredibly poisonous their effects can take hold through glass, and therefore are very difficult to contain,
  • and belladonna.