Malfus or Malfus the Philosopher is a man obsessed with gaining immortality and eternal love from the Elixir of Life. He was once keeper of the Omnicon and the Eternity Pendant, but after gaining immortality and finding out it was a curse he threw it over the Edge of the World. He was married to Gwen for 90 years before using the Elixir of life, to which she refused, and they separated.
He now resides in the Cave of the Single Trap in the tallest mountain in the land, The Devil's Snowcone for self-atonement. He became incredibly lonely, but joy returned briefly to him when he was gifted a laughing horse for company by Sorcerio. He asked the horse to leave shortly after receiving it because he became sick of its laughing.